If you're a bird... I'm a bird

Apr 24, 2014

I’m the only person in this world who sleeps full and wake up hungry

Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/KarlreMarks/status/457534766955233280

(Source: brooklynmutt, via pizza)

Apr 24, 2014

anglosexual:

undeadthug:



guess where abstinence-only education is taught

anglosexual:

undeadthug:

guess where abstinence-only education is taught

(Source: thegodlessatheist, via pizza)

Apr 24, 2014

  • ed: taylor
  • taylor: ed
  • ed: guess where i wanna kiss you
  • taylor: forehead?
  • ed: nah
  • taylor: cheeks?
  • ed: nope
  • taylor: lips?
  • ed: not even close
  • taylor: then where?
  • ed: on the altar of a church in front of our families

Apr 24, 2014

meshinator:

AIR FORCE HUA

meshinator:

AIR FORCE HUA

(via kawaiiasspizza)

Apr 24, 2014

fishingboatproceeds:


Shailene Woodley wrote about John Green for Time’s “The 100 Most Influential People,” 2014 [link]. 

1. I am so thrilled to have been named to the 2014 TIME 100. Shai’s essay is so kind and generous. That sentence about planets and moons is a lovely goal for us all to reach toward. Now, that said, I’m no prophet. I’m a guy who not too long ago tried to wax his chin. 
2. Do I really look like that illustration?

fishingboatproceeds:

Shailene Woodley wrote about John Green for Time’s “The 100 Most Influential People,” 2014 [link]. 

1. I am so thrilled to have been named to the 2014 TIME 100. Shai’s essay is so kind and generous. That sentence about planets and moons is a lovely goal for us all to reach toward. Now, that said, I’m no prophet. I’m a guy who not too long ago tried to wax his chin

2. Do I really look like that illustration?

(Source: shailenewoodleysource, via tfios-moviee)

Apr 24, 2014

http://humortrain.com/

(via singingthemicecreamblues)

Apr 24, 2014

hungarian:

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

(via singingthemicecreamblues)

Apr 24, 2014

geopunk:

my wallet is empty just like my soul

(Source: geopunk, via singingthemicecreamblues)

Apr 24, 2014

toots-toots:

Am I the only one who keeps their phone on silent 99.3 % of the time

(via metaphorwaters)